$YARN contractStill on the wheel. The real address lands here first.
go on, give them a squeeze.
It’s Sir, actuallyTongue out. Always.Rolls back. Every time.Under the couch. Again.$YARNDragon got the gold. Squire got the hug.
It’s Sir, actuallyTongue out. Always.Rolls back. Every time.Under the couch. Again.$YARNDragon got the gold. Squire got the hug.
The oath
She needed a squire. She got wool.
Before the armour, before the dragon, there was a ball of yarn.
Bundle Cat found him first. She chased him. She batted him. She lost him under the couch more times than anyone can count. And every single time, he rolled back.
So she tapped him on both shoulders. He doesn’t have shoulders. It counted. He’s insisted on “Sir” ever since.
I shall follow the cat.
I shall be batted, chased and lost under the couch.
I shall always roll back.
I shall keep my tongue out, even at formal occasions.
I shall never unravel.
Sworn on a hairball, Sir Yarn (squire)
01 · The knightBundle Cat. Tiny commander, saving the trenches. Owns a dragon. Still prefers the wool.
02 · The squireYarn. Wound tight, sworn true. Calls himself “Sir”. Nobody has the heart to correct him.
03 · The roadShe rides. He rolls. Neither of them has checked the map.
04 · The trenchesWool is not machine-washable. He came to the trenches anyway.
05 · Under the couchLost under the couch. Again. Found together. Again. This is the whole lore, honestly.
06 · The bondDragon got the gold. Squire got the hug.
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The skein
One ball. No knots.
$YARN is a pure meme. No flywheel. No swarm. No homework. Just a loyal ball of wool and whoever’s holding the other end.
Sir Yarn
100% loyal wool · $YARN · spun on Robinhood Chain
FibreChain
Robinhood Chain
WeightTotal supply
at launch
Dye lotPair
at launch
TensionTaxes
at launch
TwistLiquidity
at launch
Spun byContract
at launch
SpinnersTeam
at launch
Hand-hold only
Do not rug
Tumbles under couch, rolls back
Do not flatten the plume
Roadmap: roll back. Every time.
Live from the chain
Count the stitches.
Refreshed every minute while you watch. If a number is missing we show a dash, never a made-up zero.
Price
—not available yet
Market cap
—not available yet
24h volume
—not available yet
Liquidity
—not available yet
Nothing to count yet. The thread starts at launch.
How to buy
Pick up the thread.
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Step 1: Get a wallet
Any EVM wallet that supports Robinhood Chain will do.
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Step 2: Fund it
Move some funds onto Robinhood Chain to cover the swap and gas.
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Step 3: Copy the real contract
Only from this page or our official X. Check it twice. Scammers knit fakes.
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Step 4: Swap for $YARN
Open the official trade link, paste the contract, and welcome to the basket.
$YARN contractStill on the wheel. The real address lands here first.
Still spinning…
The community
Get in the basket.
Where the squires hang out: memes, lore and an unreasonable amount of cat content. Holders are Squires. Everyone is called Sir. The greeting is “gm, Sir”.
A meme token on Robinhood Chain starring Yarn, Bundle Cat’s squire and favourite toy. No mechanic. No promises. Just wool.
Is there a tax, a team bag, a catch?
Everything that has been announced is in The Skein above. If a box says “At launch”, it hasn’t been announced yet, and we won’t guess.
Where do I get the real contract?
Only from this page and our official X. Anyone DMing you a contract is not us. Check the address twice before you swap.
Does holding $YARN get me anything else?
$YARN is its own token. Holding it gives you no claim on any other token, project or ball of wool.
What are the risks?
All of them. $YARN is a meme token with no intrinsic value and no expectation of financial return. The price can go to zero. Never put in more than you can lose.