Yarn · $YARN · Robinhood Chain

…and her favourite toy

Bundle Cat's sworn squire and favourite toy. Batted under the couch a thousand times. Rolled back a thousand and one.

Still spinning…Read the oath
$YARN contractStill on the wheel. The real address lands here first.
Yarn, a crimson ball of wool in a steel helm, raises his sword beside Bundle Cat in silver armour on a misty moor of standing stones, a castle in the distance.

The oath

She needed a squire. She got wool.

Before the armour, before the dragon, there was a ball of yarn.

Bundle Cat found him first. She chased him. She batted him. She lost him under the couch more times than anyone can count. And every single time, he rolled back.

So she tapped him on both shoulders. He doesn’t have shoulders. It counted. He’s insisted on “Sir” ever since.

I shall follow the cat.

I shall be batted, chased and lost under the couch.

I shall always roll back.

I shall keep my tongue out, even at formal occasions.

I shall never unravel.

Sworn on a hairball, Sir Yarn (squire)
  1. Bundle Cat, a small golden kitten with a pink bow, in silver armour and an ivory cape, holding a sword on a misty moor.
    01 · The knightBundle Cat. Tiny commander, saving the trenches. Owns a dragon. Still prefers the wool.
  2. Yarn, a crimson ball of wool in a steel helm with a red plume, raising his sword in dewy grass, standing stones and a ruined castle in the fog behind him.
    02 · The squireYarn. Wound tight, sworn true. Calls himself “Sir”. Nobody has the heart to correct him.
  3. Bundle Cat marches with her sword raised beside Yarn at dawn, lion banners and a castle on the hill behind them.
    03 · The roadShe rides. He rolls. Neither of them has checked the map.
  4. Bundle Cat crawls through a muddy trench in armour, Yarn beside her behind his lion shield, banners and broken posts above.
    04 · The trenchesWool is not machine-washable. He came to the trenches anyway.
  5. Bundle Cat and Yarn hide side by side under a couch on a patterned rug, a striped sock and a polka-dot ball nearby in warm light.
    05 · Under the couchLost under the couch. Again. Found together. Again. This is the whole lore, honestly.
  6. Bundle Cat in armour hugging Yarn close, his tongue out, her chin resting on his helm.
    06 · The bondDragon got the gold. Squire got the hug.

The skein

One ball.
No knots.

$YARN is a pure meme. No flywheel. No swarm. No homework. Just a loyal ball of wool and whoever’s holding the other end.

Sir Yarn

100% loyal wool · $YARN · spun on Robinhood Chain

FibreChain
Robinhood Chain
WeightTotal supply
at launch
Dye lotPair
at launch
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at launch
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at launch
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at launch
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at launch
  • Hand-hold only
  • Do not rug
  • Tumbles under couch, rolls back
  • Do not flatten the plume
Roadmap: roll back. Every time.

Live from the chain

Count the stitches.

Refreshed every minute while you watch. If a number is missing we show a dash, never a made-up zero.

Price
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Market cap
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Nothing to count yet. The thread starts at launch.

How to buy

Pick up the thread.

  1. Step 1: Get a wallet

    Any EVM wallet that supports Robinhood Chain will do.

  2. Step 2: Fund it

    Move some funds onto Robinhood Chain to cover the swap and gas.

  3. Step 3: Copy the real contract

    Only from this page or our official X. Check it twice. Scammers knit fakes.

  4. Step 4: Swap for $YARN

    Open the official trade link, paste the contract, and welcome to the basket.

$YARN contractStill on the wheel. The real address lands here first.
Still spinning…

The community

Get in the basket.

Where the squires hang out: memes, lore and an unreasonable amount of cat content. Holders are Squires. Everyone is called Sir. The greeting is “gm, Sir”.

Follow on XClimb in soon

kneel, squire.

Sir ______ of the ______

Bundle Cat in armour hugging Yarn close, his tongue out, her chin resting on his helm.
Tiny commander. Loyal squire. Big hug.

Create with Yarn

Knit something.

Memes, comics, films, plushies, tattoos (please send pics). Keep Yarn recognisable and the story is yours.

Character sheet: Yarn, a crimson ball of wool in a steel great-helm with a red yarn plume, big brown eyes and tongue out, a linen scarf with a brass lion medallion, a sword and a lion shield.
  • sword (mostly ceremonial)
  • red yarn plume. very fluffy.
  • great-helm (two sizes too big)
  • big brown eyes. tongue out. always.
  • linen scarf (wool would be weird)
  • lion medallion. polished daily.
  • lion shield. has blocked one (1) paw.
Yarn's character rules, annotated.
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Grab Yarn

The full-size mascot on a transparent background, ready to drop into anything.

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Tongue out. Non-negotiable.

Crimson wool, steel helm, red plume, brown eyes, tongue out. Bundle Cat keeps her golden fur, pink bow, silver armour and ivory cape.

03

Share it

Post it on X and tag us. The best ones get pegged to the clothesline.

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FAQ

Tying up loose ends.

What is $YARN?

A meme token on Robinhood Chain starring Yarn, Bundle Cat’s squire and favourite toy. No mechanic. No promises. Just wool.

Is there a tax, a team bag, a catch?

Everything that has been announced is in The Skein above. If a box says “At launch”, it hasn’t been announced yet, and we won’t guess.

Where do I get the real contract?

Only from this page and our official X. Anyone DMing you a contract is not us. Check the address twice before you swap.

Does holding $YARN get me anything else?

$YARN is its own token. Holding it gives you no claim on any other token, project or ball of wool.

What are the risks?

All of them. $YARN is a meme token with no intrinsic value and no expectation of financial return. The price can go to zero. Never put in more than you can lose.

Is it Yarn or Sir Yarn?

Sir Yarn. He’ll tell you.

Will Yarn ever unravel?

No.